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Government, People and the Future

A little boy went to his
dad and asked, 'What is Politics?

Dad said, 'Well son, let
me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the
family, so call me The Prime Minister.

Your mother is the
administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.

We are here to take care
of your needs, so we will call you the People.

The Indon maid , we will
consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother,
we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and
see if it makes sense.'

So the little boy went
off to bed thinking about what Dad had said.

Later that night, he
heard his baby brother crying, so he got up to check on him.

He found that the baby
had severely soiled his nappy.

So the little boy went
to his parent's room and found his mother asleep.

Not wanting to wake her,
he went to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeped in the keyhole and saw his father in bed with the nanny " horsing " on top of him...

He gave up and went back to bed.

The next morning, the
little boy said to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '

The father replied, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'

The little boy replied, 'The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the

Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and
the Future is in deep shit.'

The father was so shocked... he had a sudden heart attack which paralysed him from waist down.

Guess 'up there' was watching too...hahaha..

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